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Rules of thumb

Post  Guest on Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:41 am

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3 kg.
The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb.
The femur is hard as concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than the man.
Women blink twice as much as men.
We use 300 muscles just to hold our balance when we stand.
The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.

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Post  Admin on Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:00 am

Fresh wrote:It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3 kg.
The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb.
The femur is hard as concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than the man.
Women blink twice as much as men.
We use 300 muscles just to hold our balance when we stand.
The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.

Knn, you damn free lah. After that gym session with me, I will make sure even fingers tired. Laughing Laughing

Am'I scaring you? Twisted Evil

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Re: Rules of thumb

Post  Guest on Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:12 am

Admin wrote:
Fresh wrote:It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3 kg.
The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb.
The femur is hard as concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than the man.
Women blink twice as much as men.
We use 300 muscles just to hold our balance when we stand.
The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.

Knn, you damn free lah. After that gym session with me, I will make sure even fingers tired. Laughing Laughing

Am'I scaring you? Twisted Evil

eh... for that session ah, it's a foregone conclusion that I will si ga jin pai kua one.... so worry for what? Laughing I think hor, you will be disappointed... and u will f me for wasting your time because my strength level is f low... but like I said, I will still go for it, hope you don't burst a blood vessel..... Smile

question is... were you looking at your thumb... hahaha....

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Re: Rules of thumb

Post  Admin on Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:19 am

Fresh wrote:

eh... for that session ah, it's a foregone conclusion that I will si ga jin pai kua one.... so worry for what? Laughing I think hor, you will be disappointed... and u will f me for wasting your time because my strength level is f low... but like I said, I will still go for it, hope you don't burst a blood vessel..... Smile

question is... were you looking at your thumb... hahaha....

What's there to be disappointed about? I know where you stand, but I will push you further. You had better remember, you come here, not to just work out LIKE YOU CAN, you will have to push yourself over and above your present limit.

And no, I wasn't looking at my thumb, I father three boys, I know how long my dick is. bounce
I'll be honest with you, sex is not on my mind, not that I'm gay or what, I just don't have the time
nor make it a must like everyone else. Even my wife agrees with me, after being together for so many years,
it's the pleasure of seeing each other, being together that brings about happiness, not sex, sex is just
an added bonus, and not like both of us have affairs outside or what. I'm dead serious. Being able to wake up
and see your wife's face and she see yours, is already a pleasure in it's own right.
I reserve my energy for training and keeping myself fit.

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Re: Rules of thumb

Post  Guest on Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:23 am

haha... ok lah boss. wilco.

this is just a joke of the day... my lady colleague is going around the office checking guy's thumbs this morning.

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Post  Admin on Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:57 am

Fresh wrote:haha... ok lah boss. wilco.

this is just a joke of the day... my lady colleague is going around the office checking guy's thumbs this morning.

They can be such DUMB FUCKS I tell you. Mad Mad

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Re: Rules of thumb

Post  gz0707 on Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:34 pm

wah MO, wait i tell my wife i happy to see her face enough - see what her response is ... lol

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Re: Rules of thumb

Post  Admin on Sat Apr 23, 2011 2:49 pm

gz0707 wrote:wah MO, wait i tell my wife i happy to see her face enough - see what her response is ... lol

She will call you a lier! Laughing Laughing

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